'Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
You know all of my dreams come true
When I'm walking down the street with you

Jersey Girl

Just a stranger in strange land

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kittykat-elyn)

The Weekenders running gags: the ever-changing pizza place (1/?)

(via kittykat-elyn)

pinkmans:

FAVORITE TV SHOWS LIST: [3/?] – Sherlock.

We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forget his pants. I wouldn’t hold out so much hope.

(via mycrawft)

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

(via awkwardhours)

pavender:

rosycheeksandlashes:

chellodello:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume

Satan’s trifecta

Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.

(via cryingmanlytears)

webofgoodnews:

Politeness counts some places!

(Source: xaxor.com, via webofgoodnews)

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli, via gronkh-und-sarazar)

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

(via douchebag-under-the-sea)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via nerds-are-cool)

charmspeaked:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favourite movies: The Book Thief (2013)

One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler. My advice is when the time comes, don’t panic. It doesn’t seem to help.

(via queenclintasha)